Afternoon Crunch Crumbs: Pat Robertson Haiti Comments; Victoria Beckham’s “Idol” Debut Panned; Shaq Sued!

-Demonstrate your Conan support with these “I’m With Coco” graphics sweeping the web. For the record, I’m rolling with Team Jay, thank you very much……

-Talk about the New Year’s Eve from Hell! A Dallas woman is in jail after she bit off both her boyfriend’s lips during a drunken NYE kiss…..

-Another former Child of Destiny is sending Daddy Knowles “To The Left….”

-New Selena Gomez Borden Commercial……

-Hey Posh, don’t quit your day job! Victoria Beckham made her judging debut on the ninth season premiere of American Idol last night….The reviews are not pretty…..

-ABC has handed out early renewals to its three promising freshman comedy series, Modern Family, Cougar Town, and The Middle….

- Pop star and talent show judge Dannii Minogue is expecting her first child…..

-Shaq’s being sued by one of his bucktoothed Buss It Babies….

-ABC Family has renewed two successful series – The Secret Life of the American TeenagerMake It or Break It….. and

-Johnny Depp’s GF ….
Vanessa Paradis for Chanel

-People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has requested that police in Arizona confiscate Michael Jackson’s two giraffes after it was reported that two of the late pop star’s four giraffes died of possible neglect….

-God’s daily message to Pat Robertson is in: The Evangelical idiot is feeling the wrath of Hell this afternoon after he remarked during today’s episode of the 700 Club that yesterday’s 7.2 earthquake in Haiti is God’s vengeance upon the Haitians for making a deal with the devil to rid themselves of French leadership. WTF? When is someone going to stick this old battle axe in a retirement home?

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