Monday, December 21, 2009

Britney Spears Countsdown “The Top 75 Bull$h#t Britney Stories Of 2009″

Britney Spears is under the misguided notion that she’s still the chatworthy celebrity trainwreck that dominated headlines in 2008. Someone should really tell the poor dear that she isn’t nearly as interesting when she isn’t shaving her head or going commando. Nevertheless, the pop tart is hoping to set the record straight about her dull private life with a new addition to her website designed to separate fact from fiction.

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According to, more than 13,000 stories were written about the “Womanizer” hitmaker this year. Britney has launched a “Bulls#!t Alerts” page that will “give [fans] the inside-scoop- straight from Britney and her team on what’s true and what’s bull.” And for her inaugural post, the pop star runs down the Top 75 untrue stories written about her in 2009. Brit and her team have compiled a list — complete with screen shots –- of stories the Southener deems “factually inaccurate… patently absurd and simply offensive to the sensibilities.”

Kind of like her 2004 cover of “My Prerogative…..”

Here’s how the Top 10 rounded out:

1. Britney dates Indian Choreographer Sandip Soparrkar

2. Ex Manager Says Britney’s Not Ready

3. Fans storm out of Britney’s Australian show due to lip-synching

4. Courtney Love Rants on Facebook that Britney Spears’ Dad Molested Her

5. Britney thinks her dad is drugging her

6. BritneySpears holed up in Perth hotel after concert shame

7. Britney Spears dating music producer Dallas Austin

8. Britney’s comeback tour faces low ticket sales

9. Beau says no to Britney’s proposal

10. Topless ‘Gimme More’ Photos

We’re featured at No. 20 & No. 66. Aw shucks! Thanks for the free publicity, Hun…..

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