Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Kendra Wilkinson Cries Over Your Soul

Kendra-1A bunch of girls on my twitter feed aptly noted that the Super Bowl wasn’t really about the Saints versus the Colts. It was more about Kendra versus Kim. Battle of the celebrity WAGs. Ooh, culture.
And people are up in arms that Kendra Wilkinson, noted playboy playmate and ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, was weeping when her beloved’s team got smashed by the spirit of New Orleans. Literally, smashed. But she wasn’t crying because the team she wanted to win lost, no. She was crying because the paparazzi have no souls. Literally, they’re devoid of them. Like those characters from Drag Me To Hell. She, like most celebrities, exercised her rights via Twitter.
I wasn’t cryin cuz of the damn game it’s cuz the paparazzi have no soul…we asked them to stop cuz of the baby n they were way too close n they didn’t care at allllllll..
That’s right. The paps are so brutal that the won’t even stop for babies. Can you imagine them in a daycare? After someone loses a game of whater-that-is-where-you-stack the donuts, sticking their cameras in a family’s face? You know what I’ve discovered from tabloids? It’s super hard to even breathe when you’re in the limelight. Especially when your primary talent is shacking up with high value men. Then it’s SUPER hard.

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